Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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