just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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