Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
wow bdsm is so cute
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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