it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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