is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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