apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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