What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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