I feel great
I just peed on a car
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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