I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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