Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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