the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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