You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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