so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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