you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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