I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I need a beard to bite.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
