You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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