so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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