I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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