Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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