What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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