I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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