im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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