Is it normal to miss your booty call?
This is not my ceiling
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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