If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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