So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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