I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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