They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Found the puke drawer
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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