I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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