He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Randomize
