I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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