There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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