so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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