i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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