I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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