I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
