Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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