i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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