Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
