I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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