Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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