I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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