How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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