Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
