i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wanna passion pit in your ass
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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