just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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