I can't breathe out the right side of my face
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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