its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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