it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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