and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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