I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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